Katy Perry - Unplugged or Undressed?

I’ll be honest; I’ve been known to turn up the sound on my Zune or the radio when ever Katy Perry comes on, usually when I’m feeling brain dead after a long day of work or have had so many Dill Pickle Crispers I can’t move my hand to change the song. But that aside, her songs are catchy, she’s cute and obviously after listening through her CD “One of the Boys” this little pistol whip has a lot on her mind, unfortunately there’s nothing worth mentioning. This former Gospel singer may have the radio stations and teen boys around the world confused about her sexuality, but not me. I am fairly capable of telling when someone is trying to sell me music but the talent, emotion and basic concept is completely “dressed all over” by sex. Which is why I find it fairly disgusting when I hear Katy Perry will have her very own MTV unplugged session actually it makes me more than just disgusted ,but I don’t really have that much time to go in to my digestive pattern. Now I don’t think MTV unplugged is some kind of “marquee” performance where GREAT and AMAZING artists should only be performing but Katy Perry?! C’mon (wasn’t elmo available?)

If this chick wasn’t so confused as to whether or not she was a bisexual, asexual, or a friggen gopher, no one would even know who she is; I kind of wish I still didn’t know who she was. We’ve gone from incredible and honest performances like Pearl Jam, Nirvana and even Jimmy Page with –motherfucking- Robert Plant all the way down the spiral to the boobs, sparkles and make up of Katy Perry. I mean obviously her brilliant lyrics to the song “Ur So Gay” can’t even hold a candle to songs like “No Quarter” or “Pennyroyal Tea” and definitely out-shines the pathetic and “emo” lyrics of “Black” ….right and maybe monkeys will fly outta my butt. I don’t think she has any place on that stage and based on watching her trailer, I would be surprised to see her pick up and play that guitar for more than 5 minutes, and I don’t expect any solos or for her to play anything besides 3 chords (that she probably learned from Billy Joe Armstrong) I’m not gonna deny she has a great voice and can actually sing, which is a plus in music today (how sad) but if I want a great voice and a cute girl on stage I’ll gladly take Norah Jones, Tori Amos and even to a lesser extent, Christina Aguilera. (PLEASE CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT) I really hope one day Katy Perry uses her talented voice for good and produces some listenable music that not only induces boners (see example here), but some brains as well. She has the potential, but it’s not there yet and I refuse to let anyone fast forward to the “top” and grace the MTV Unplugged stage just because of a nice rack.

Anyways…Katy Perry if that IS your real name (it’s not see also: Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson), I will watch your unplugged session, online and for free…but with the sound off, since the only real reason to watch will be your tits, because without them we all know you’d be stuck between a cock…err I mean rock and a hard place!

Check out the trailer for Katy Perry’s “MTV Unplugged” (may as well be titled “undressed”) below.